Bloggers Vie for Choice Positions in the Dean Administration
2501 - Director of Time Travel
Al Sharpton - Secretary of Humor
Al the Texan - Director of Tex-Mex Food and Ice Cold Coronas
Alan in CA - IWW Liaison and Undersecretary
of Neat Old Songs Even if They are Politically Incorrect, a subdivision of
the Office of The National Nurse.
Alex in CA - Director and Head
of the Department of Redundancy
Department
Alice Flynn (in Montana) - Assistant Co-Ambassador of Ireland
Alli at Notre Dame - Master of Intercollegiate Relations
Andrew Hummel-Schluger - Chef of Staff
Anna in Philly - Secretary of Sexual Freedom
Betsey - Secretary of Music
Bob in N TX - Commissioner of Rehabilitation for Texas, Iraq, & Other Bushruined Areas
Bobbi in VA - Official Katie Caretaker and Kasey Walker
Bobby - Whitehorse Coordinator of Newport Tourism (and Backup White House Liaison to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders)
Brett - Secretary of Firstitude
Bubie in Chicago - Minister of
Nitpicking (in other words, Editor and
"Which" Hunter)
Canadean - Chief-in-Charge of Stealing the Blueprint of Canadian National Health Care Plan
cavegal - Official Flogging Blogger from Fiji
Cdmarine - Secretary of Krispy Kremes
Charles in Montana - Ambassador of Troll Thumpers
Charles in San Francisco - Catcher in the Rye
ChiTownBri - Secretary of Republican Repudiation
Chris M. - Czar for Reason and Logic
Christina in Long Beach - Wine Minister
Claire in VT - Chief Advisor~on the Status of Liberty
Dancing Larry - Co-out-of-the-Chair-person of the Presidential Council on Bustin a Move
Dawn in MD - Curator of the White House Bat Collection
DC Action - Chief of Deprogramming Corporate Senators
Deanforokc - Secretary of Spreading the Love
DeAnn - H00t Patrol
Deb in Iowa - First in Line for '08 Caucus Prep
Demetrius - Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Graphics
Denise from CA - Secretary of Educating Ex-Presidents to Read
Dennis Kucinich - Department of Peace
Diana in Northern VA - High Priestess
Diane B. in FL - National Director of Art & Poetry
Diehard Democrat - State Department Liaison for the Ministry of Vegetarian Affairs
Dmitri - Secretary of Meditation, Rest and Relaxation.
Doc Allen - National Wellness Doctor and Martini Maker
Donna in Evanston - Director of Great Lakes Waves and Sea Glass
Doug in SF - Minister of Civil Unions and Yellow Wedding Cakes
Drew in Madison - Special Counsel for Cross Country and Track & Field Policy
Eddie - Hell-Raiser in Chief
Elizabeth in CA - Pink Bat Girl
Erin in Iowa - Assistant Ambassador to Ireland and Official Representative of Dean Obsessed College Students
Eve - Original Sin
Fiziwig - Ambassador to Tahiti
Flixfreak (in OK) - White House movie Librarian and Official Popcorn Taster; and Part-Time Ambassador to Italy
Francisco in IL (permanent residency in VA) - Ambassador to Argentina and the Secretary of Dual Residency Claims
Garry in Dallas - Minister of Shrubbery Removal
George W. Bush Crawford - Texas Dogcatcher
GrandmaJ - National Grandma
Grandma Marcia in OK - Caretaker of Stray Animals and Crying Babies
Green4Deans(1) - Head of the Department of Virtual Reality
Greg in TN - Musical Coordinator
GuyZ in Memphis - (A ParrotHead for Dean) - Ambassador to the Caribbean Nations and Chief Margarita Mixer
Heather in OR - Director of Homeland Flexibility
Ian in IL - Chief Dude of Stuff
Isterling - Secretary of Last Minute Donors
Jackie in NYC - The Sultan of Sarcasm
Jana - Deputy Secretary of Mental Health Services for Blog Addiction; Division of Donating Money You Haven't Yet Earned
Janelle in NM - Deputy Director of Donkey Slapping
Janet in San Jose - Goddess Of Making Howard's Personal Turkey Sandwiches and Detector of Baloney Wherever It Is Smelled
Jason C. Mirayes - Conspiracy Checker
JD - Special Liaison to the Republican Party
Jeff in Buffalo - Ambassador to The Conch Republic
Jeff in East Lansing - Secretary of Cigars
Jeff in Seattle - Commander of Common Sense
Jeff in Swansea - Secretary of U.F.O. Sightings
Jen in OR - Secretary of REAL ("You Gotta Believe") Faith-Based Initiatives
Jerry C. - Secretary of Resorts and Beaches
JFaye - National Hermit
JillS (CA) - Deputy Fashionista for West Wing Staff
Jo in Vermont - Ambassador to Grandparents Nationwide
John from Vermont - White House Cleaner of Wacko Right Wingers
John in SF - Bat Security
Julie in NC - Minister of Repairing International Relations
Karl NC - Special Envoy to Cabo San Lucas (and Director of Donkey Slapping Services)
Kate in Indiana - White House Librarian
Kate in Oregon - Ambassador to New Zoundland
KennyBabes - Minister Without Portfolio
Kevin Schmidt - Raw Food Chef
Kimberly - National Natural Redhead,
Official Blog Blatherer and Sometime Ambassadress to Ireland; Especially to
Good-looking Celtic
Men, Who Drink Guinness (with a corner office)
Kimmy Cash - Minister Of Stating The Obvious Things That Everyone Else Glosses Over
KR in WIS - Minister of Mustard
Kurt in San Fran - Ambassador to Cupertino
L Conners - Secretary of Sopranos
Lali - Ambassador to Belgium
Larry in OK - Cellist in Residence and Secretary of Cello
LA Mom - Deputy-Grand Poobah of
the Funded Education Mandate, a Sub-Committee of
the Department of Leave Bush Behind
Lee O. - Chief White House No-Scandals-to-Defend Counsel
Linda in Iowa - Chair of the Committee for Silly Ideas
Lisa in San Diego - Secretary of Yoga and Stress Relief
Lobsters in AR - Ambassador of Seafood
LR - Official Dean Public Relations Aid
Mainefem - Chair of the Office of Wombland Defense, Vulva Nations, & Ovum Sovereignty (Co-chair - Office of 'So-called' Partial Penises)
Marin - Minister of Silly Walks
Marla in Texas - Official Portrait Artist
Mary - Office of Weblinks
Maya - Special Assistant to the President for Pretty Excel Graphs
MichaelPH in Ventura: Minister for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Michele in PA - National Gardener (in charge of bush control)
Michelle (in St. L.) - Secretary of Mental Health Services for Blog Addiction
MichiganMatt - Ambassador to Australia
MJ by the (SF) bay - Coordinator of White House Entertainment
Molly Ivins - Supreme Commander of the Allied Muckrakers
Mountain Don - Secretary of the Interior of Landlocked New England States
Nathe - Secretary of Things Forgotten
Nish - Dire
Noelle - Supervisor of Sleep-Deprived College Students
Noelle in PDX - Dean Presidential Librarian
Patricia Taylor - Minister of Truth
Page in Albuquerque - Secretary of the Division of Chemistry
Ralimar - Chief Pundit and M
Randy - Abilene TX - Token Trial Lawyer
RavenWind - Ambassador to the Rocky Mountain West
Renee in Ohio - Secretary of Googling
Research Mouse (benevolently nominated by GrandmaJ) - National Truth Investigator in Chief
Rita- Official Documentary Photographer for the Dean White House Years
RMG - Administrator in Charge of Taunting the 4th Estate
Roger/PA - Congressional Butt Kicker
Sally in SF - Ambassador of Cheerleading and Press Secretary to the National Nurse
Sandra - Caffeine Czar
Scott in CA - Undersecretary of Opening Cans of Whupass on Republicans
SF Bay Voter - Secretary of Pithy Responses
Sharon in NM - Clown Philosopher At Large
Sherie - Deputy Secretary of the Late-Night Coffee-run
Steven R - Prison Guard in Chief for the White House Crooks
Subway Serenade - Under Secretary for Astral Technologies-Global Healing Project-Office of The National Nurse
SuzieQ - Attorney General
Teri Mills - Your Aspiring National Nurse
Terri - Vice-Minister of Infinite Smiles
Tom in San Juan Capistrano - Minister of Taunting
Trish - Secretariat, Dean Design Forces and Director, Administration of Irony
Troll Goal Sam - Director, CIA
Torrey in Texas - Secretary of Faith and You Gotta Believe
Vicki Upstate NY - Official White House Flogger of Radical Right Wing Pundits and Signers of the PNAC
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