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Howard All Over The World

(sing to the tune of Heartache All Over The World
Music by Elton John / Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Leather Jackets)

The Gov is just far and away
Better'n those guys on the Hill...
Even that southern guy
Whose father worked in a mill.
Campaigning most ev'ry night...
and everywhere we roam
I've knocked on every door in town
Won't leave a single voter home!
It's getting near election day
Stump speech makes us inspired!
We're coming after *you* Wolfowitz and Rummy
And Duh bull ya, YOU'RE FIRED!

(chorus)
We're gonna go from Nashua to Nome
And places in between
If it's up to me then we will see
President Howard Dean!
Keen, Keen, KEEN!
You've Gotta BELIEVE!
Leave it up to me and we will see
President Howard Dean!

See him rolling up his sleeves
Determination on his face
You gotta believe when November comes
This guy is gonna win the race!
Gonna watch him on the TV
In articles in magazines...
Except for FOX. Those guys are crazy!
Bill O'Reilly makes me SCREAM!
It's getting near election day.
The Gov. gets us inspired!
We're coming after *you* Wolfowitz and Rummy
And Cheney too, YOU'RE FIRED!

Hey, everyone...
Flat Howard has his own troll on the Blog.
So, I thought he should have his own song!
Here you go... A little something to get into your head while you're printing!

(alternate Flat Howard lyrics...)

(chorus)
You've taken him to Tokyo and Des Moines
And places in between
If it's up to me then we will see
President Howard Dean!
Keen, Keen, KEEN!
(At least in 2D)
Leave it up to me and we will see
President Howard Dean!

Microphone clipped on his tie...
"No... Thank YOU!" look on his face...
Print him at home, glue onto foamcore...
And show him off anyplace!
Gonna watch him on the TV
In articles in magazines...
Except for FOX. Those guys are crazy!
Bill O'Reilly makes me SCREAM!
It's getting near election day.
The Gov. gets us inspired!
We're coming after *you* Wolfowitz and Rummy
And Cheney too, YOU'RE FIRED!